say that every day we to eat an apple and a banana iron by potassium. Also an orange for vitamin C, half melon to improve digestion and a cup of unsweetened green tea to prevent diabetes ..!
Every day you have to drink two liters of water (yes, and then mearle, who has as twice the time it took to take them).
Every day there are to take Activia Yogurt or to have 'L. Cassei Defensis' nobody knows what the fuck is, but it seems that if you take a million and a half every day, start to see people as blurry.
an aspirin every day to prevent heart attacks, plus a glass of red wine, for the same. And another white, to the nervous system. And a beer, which I do not remember what it was. If you take it all together, even give you a stroke right there, do not worry it probably will not find out.
Every day you have to eat fiber. Many, many fibers, until you get a sweater defecate. To do four to six meals a day, light, without forgetting to chew each mouthful a hundred times. Using a small calculation, only you are eating about five short hours.
Ah, after every meal should be brushing your teeth, that is: after Activia and fiber teeth after the teeth apple, banana after your teeth ... and so long as you have teeth, not forgetting floss, massage gums, mouth rinse with Plax ...
Best expands the bathroom and put the stereo, because between the water, fiber and teeth, you're going to spend several hours a day in there.
have to sleep eight hours and work another eight, plus the five we used to eat, twenty. I have three, if not grab you in unexpected situations. According to statistics, we see three hours of TV daily. Well, you can not because every day you have to walk at least half an hour (data from experience: back in 15 minutes, half an hour if you make one.)
And you have to take care of friends because they are like a plant: you have to water them daily. And when you go on vacation too, I guess. Furthermore, it should be well informed, so you have to read at least two newspapers and a magazine article, to verify the information.
Ah, there you have sex every day, but without falling into a routine: we must be innovative, creative, renewing seduction. That takes time. And not to mention if tantric sex! (I remember about it: after each meal should be brushing your teeth!).
also have to make time for sweeping, washing clothes, dishes, and not tell you if you dog or other pet ... Children?!
Anyway, to me has given me about 29 hours a day. The only possibility I can think of is to make more of these things at once, for example, cold water showers you with his mouth open and you take your
While bath salts with a toothbrush in his mouth you making love (Tantric) standing by your partner, who happens to watch TV
The Yakult with apple you can give your partner while you eat the banana with Activia, and tomorrow change. And, fortunately, already growing, otherwise we would have to drive a Danonino Extra calcium every day.
Úuuuf! But if you are 2 minutes, please forward this to friends (who have to water as the plants) while taking a teaspoon of All Bran, which is very good ... And now I leave it between the yogurt, half melon, beer, the first liter of water and fiber-third meal of the day, I do not know what I'm doing but I need a bathroom urgently. Ah, I'll take and I take a toothbrush ...
IF ALREADY SENT BEFORE, sorry ... IS IT ALZHEIMER'S CARE DESPITE MANY HE COULD NOT FIGHT
Posted by Monica Alvarez
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